September 25, 2006 -- THAT Scarlett Johansson was a nervous wreck before she had her first Brazilian waxing at the Oasis Day Spa and, according to insiders at DaTommaso restaurant, the waxing crew couldn't stop admiring her body . . .
posted by MyHusbandRules @ 1:00 PM
It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm…of pish, and crawls insanely up to the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash. -H.L. Mencken
Usually the last one picked for softball...
1 Comments:
Admiring her body? That may be great for her but it doesn't fill anybody else needing a body wax with confidence. Shouldn't there be some sort of waxer's code of silence? Something like waxer-client privilege.
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