Saturday, September 23, 2006

Dumb Bumper Sticker of the Day

I was in the parking lot of Whole Foods when I saw today's dumb bumper sticker. It said "Why do you love animals called pets and eat animals called dinner?"

See, this is called the ability to differentiate between species. I have no interest in eating dogs, cats, and horses because they're different species than bovines, pigs, and chickens. Their place on the food chain is completely different.

In other words, I don't have a problem with cooking that veggie burger when vegetarians come over to my house, but please don't tell me I can't eat my beef. We just disagree. If I wanted a conversion I would have invited the Mormons.

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