Did you plan this?
Last night someone that I didn't know well asked us if we had planned to get pregnant. They certainly aren't the first to ask that question, but in retrospect it kinda makes me laugh. If they hadn't been truly well meaning, just think of the potential answers!"Nope, the condom broke"
"Nope, but abortions are too expensive"
"Yes, I filled out the plan in Microsoft Project, and everything is right on schedule."
or the ever simplistic
"No..." and then burst into tears.
Labels: pregnancy
posted by MyHusbandRules @ 10:14 AM
1 Comments:
You forgot the classy "yes, but not with that guy."
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