I have a headache so bad I can see into the futureFrom Siobhan in London (who didn't make this up, but she gets credit anyway):
A good sermon is like a mini skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to get your attention.
posted by MyHusbandRules @ 10:44 AM
It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm…of pish, and crawls insanely up to the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash. -H.L. Mencken
Usually the last one picked for softball...
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